Mark the states you've traveled together - and the ones that meant a little more.

This isn't a poster.
It's a conversation piece for couples who collect memories, not souvenirs.
Every piece is handcrafted so you can mark the places that shaped your story.

Sized at 23" x 29", it fits naturally above a bed, desk, or couch without taking over the wall.

Track your travels.

Celebrate your memories.

Inspire your next adventure.

✅ 23″ × 29″ — intentionally sized to look right in your home.

Show everyone each state you and your loved one have visited and made love in! Or keep it to yourselves to keep that fire burning between you two!

✅ Handmade in the USA

Each map is precision-cut from ¼″ Baltic birch, with a contrasting dark backer that highlights every state outline.

✅ Layered wood design — light top + dark backer for crisp contrast

A small penis shaped cut-through in each state marks your progress — fill your wall with stories of where you’ve been (and where you’ll go next).

Each map includes a set of miniature wooden penises that fit into the cut-outs, so you can mark every state you’ve explored.

✅ Ships ready to hang

Made to be Noticed (and Probably Talked About)...

• Precision-cut from ¼″ Baltic birch
• Layered construction for depth and contrast
• Sanded, finished, and assembled by hand
• No prints. No veneers. No shortcuts.
• Designed, built, and packed in the USA

This isn’t factory décor.
It’s a real wood, real tools and made by real people who definitely laughed while making it.

We know shipping rates can be high. That said, shipping rates reflect actual carrier costs for oversized handcrafted wall art. Alaska & Hawaii rates are higher due to distance and dimensional weight. What can we say, big wood costs more! Just giving you the honest shipping for a piece that isn't small and definitely not forgettable!